It’s so hot we are literally laying in the dark in our underwear beside a fan eating ice cream out of the carton

Anonymous asked: If your life was a Pitbull song, how many times would he say dalé?

 i really really wish i knew what this meant 

oh god i’ve probably only slept for like an hour total tonight i’m too tired to sleep or something what the heck

We hung out at Amanda’s all night and by all night I mean I just got home and its five thirty in the morning but I slept for a couple hours on Amanda’s couch and now I’m wide awake help I might just watch mad men until I pass out

you would think the mayor of toronto could afford more sophisticated drugs, like crack? really? not even cocaine like he was caught on camera straight up smoking crack oh my god

yo I just read that! I love Rob Ford so much he’s the perfect train wreck

i know oh my god, i am constantly amazed he can be mayor of one of canadas biggest cities like there is a new scandal every month you would think he would try and fly under the radar but he continuously fucks up AND DOESN’T EVEN CARE

its also talks about how prominent torontonians all buy their crack/cocaine from the same guys and it mentions a “prominent hockey analyst” and I am just picturing don cherry smoking crack oh my GOD

but the article is just the journalist being like yeah i saw a video of rob ford smoking crack but the guy who took it wants six figures for it and i can’t pay that but if anybody wants to buy it let me know i’ll put you in contact with him so we can expose him LIKE WHAT 

i just read a really weird gawker article about rob ford smoking crack what the hell